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If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.

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(616): View more from Michigan

whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.

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i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.

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(305): View more from Florida

MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.

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(917): View more from New York City

My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case

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(205): View more from Alabama

Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.

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(253): View more from Washington

Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.

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