is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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