No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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