Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize