I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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