if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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