Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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