Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Found the puke drawer
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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