I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Someone came in the potted fern
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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