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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.

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(216): View more from Ohio

my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier

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(360): View more from Washington

She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.

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(352): View more from Florida

But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.

(313): View more from Michigan

This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.

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