I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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