I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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