I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
nutella sex= disaster
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
