HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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