can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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