the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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