Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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