ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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