He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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