So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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