Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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