so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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