GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
time to smoke my breakfast
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
tell me about the eggs
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