Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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