Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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