never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
