Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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