new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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