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(310): View more from California

Even water is tasting like jack daniels

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(507): View more from Minnesota

So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.

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(406): View more from Montana

They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl

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(847): View more from Illinois

That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am

(248): View more from Michigan

Hahaha. That's funny.

(847): View more from Illinois

But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship

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(254): View more from Texas

you are never too drunk for berry picking

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(847): View more from Illinois

YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU

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(816): View more from Missouri

Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs

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(559): View more from California

Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!

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(269): View more from Michigan

Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?

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