you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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