we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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