I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
