the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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