i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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