I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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