4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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