We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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