I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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