pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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