I am in a vortex of obligation.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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