He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize