on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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