Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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