did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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