I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
