Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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