I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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