That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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