You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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