so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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