im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
