I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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