I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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