Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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