i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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